Weezy's MAD TV magazine cover

I don't know if Weezy had something to do with this or what. This shit is so funny. Anyways, the current issue of MAD tv magazine.

More VH1 Niggatry

I'm telling you, if you Black, getting a show on VH1 is easier than bumming a Newport off another nigga. And that's real. Now Chance and Real (I Love New York and I Love Money) will both be searching for love on their own show Real Chance of Love, slated to start airing November 3rd:

America’s two favorite brothers Real and Chance tried to steal New York’s heart in the VH1’s hit series I Love New York but were both left broken-hearted. Now the Stallionaires are back and ready to find love in their own new 11-episode series. Real and Chance will get their much deserved, and much anticipated chance to find real love as 15 young ladies move into their Stallionaire ranch house and try to capture their hearts. In the final episode, Chance and Real will make the most difficult decision of their lives. With two women vying for each of their hearts, they must decide who they would like to take a real chance of love with, and who’s going home alone.

Well, I'll be watching....

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Fun with crack and the Hailey's

And I had the song "Stay" on repeat this past weekend. Damn, I feel bad for these niggas....


So there was suppose to be some kind of Jodeci reunion in Australia over the weekend and apparently K-Ci and JoJo were the only ones who showed up. But the hilarity comes at the 1:50 mark when JoJo passes the fuck out on stage. Dropping his mike and all the shit. K-Ci keeps on singing.... I'm hoping they take this show on the road.

Just because I want to post this

Look, I am not going to hate because you have to respect a bitch with this much courage. And also because stretch marks are not uncommon. Especially with woman have gave birth before. I'm convinced that she did put on some body make-up, she just did it in the dark. Better luck next time.....

You ain't gotsa lie......

Apparently, the rumors that Rick Ross was a correctional officer in Flordia during the 90's are true. And not that it's bad or anything but the bitch denied it vehemently.

Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) was appointed a prison guard in December 1995 at a salary of $22,913.54, according to the below personnel record, which was provided to TSG by Jo Ellyn Rackleff, a DoC spokesperson. The rapper’s social security number is identical to that of the jail guard. According to the official document, Ross was earning $25,794.34 when he left the department in June 1997. After graduating from the DoC training academy, Ross was assigned to the South Florida Reception Center in Dade County (the lockup is one of three statewide that serves as an intake facility for new prisoners).


When did it become cool to deny having a full time job? Would the public really have cared? I mean, about 70% of law enforcement is corrupt. He could have easily been a CO and still pushing bricks and shit. But now he looks dumb because he lied and got caught. So sad for him. Better luck next time!

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Pretty Ricky woes.....

I wasn't going to post this mess but I had to because I have been getting a pretty good laugh out of it for the past couple of days...but I digress. This is the cover "art" for Pretty Ricky's new album 80's Babies.


Can't you just tell these sweeties are commando on the set. The chubby one needs some more confidence though. If Rick Ross can go topless, he can too.... Now for the video:


I need something verified for me. Why call the album 80's Babies when they are remaking a whole bunch of 90's hits? Sometimes I just think I more logical than the average Berry. All I know is the air humping and belly dancing these bitches did provided me with enough jokes to last the weekend. And again, the chubby one kept his shirt on though the whole video. I feel awkward for you too boo.....

He does it on purpose.....

Shawty Lo (the ashy elbow bandit) is up to his old tricks again. This time, his ash game was in full effect at the Rhythm and Soul ASCAP Awards last night. His ashy "bows" will certainly be my undoing. I am starting to think his ash is permanent......



Yep, this close up makes it THAT serious!

A new DRANK

DRANK is an ANTI ENERGY DRINK that gives you the feeling that you are drinking some of that LEAN. According to the makers:

From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

I know I might promote marijuana and people say it's bad but weed is from da ERF. God put it here for ME and YOU.... but I digress. An anti energy drink that resembles Sizzurp? To the inventors of this: Bitches go away!!!!


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Da Hood Homegirl

Can we please take a moment of silence for this tragedy of promotion pictures? Am I the only one that noticed the game of Ghettopoly on the background of this first picture? Lawd, take me higher, please!

Memphis rapper La'Chat, born Chastity Daniels, is gearing up to release her new album Da Hood Homegirl [<--...you couldn't come up with anything better than that? -Sweetberries] in mid July. I ain't buying the album, I ain't even going to burn it. I just wanted to post these pictures



And yes that is Gangsta Boo in the salmon pink terry cloth shorts. I let out a huge SIGH too.

If you are wondering who La'Chat is, check out Project Pat's video for Chickenhead. She is the girl featured in the song.

Fergie the tweaker

Fergie was just a gyrating, humping and one hand flipping all over the damn stage during her performance on The Today Show, Monday. If I wasn't mistaken, I would say she lost herself to meth, again. She seem to be tweaking. There were kids in the crowd and they looked just as confused as I felt. Jesus please be a rehabilitation center for her....

Oh, Tasia Mae!!

Black people have been on a roll all week and I have been speechless. But this right here.....I can't!! Fantasia and her red velvet cake colored freeze, and her RAVE jumpsuit. Shesus, please be a stylist for this lost soul. Although, I gotta give it to her, she has that "favorite drunk auntie" swag down pact!!!! I fucking love it.....

Thanks Danielle!

Lets have a break for ignorance...

Yes, that's 'Soulja Girl' on his shirt. I have no words for this.

Why on public transit?

...but why she was reciting them Soulja Boy lyrics like they were going to whoop Old Lady's ass though? I am convinced that she lost herself to METH

Wardrobe malfunction

I am so sick of attention whores, I'll tell ya! There is no other reason why Sean Garrett (from "Bed Gripping" fame) would have left his house looking like this. Like, for real, a shiny bubble VEST! My feelings are hurt and I feel like crying. Oh Shesus!!!! This picture was taken at the 11th BMI Atlanta Unsigned Urban Showcase. Is this where all these "undesirables" are getting their record deals? If so, can I start a petition?

A star has been born!

Just please Shesus be a Lane Bryant outfit!!!! Go over to Crunktastical to get the rest of the pictures (yes there's more!) and see the video Fresh was kindly enough to make.




"Look back at it!"

Who gives a fuck?

Robert, from Day 26 (--the one famous for being a bitch...) proposed to his girl June Pettiford. I am not sure what the big deal is being that I never keep up with MTB but apparently he has lied about being with the girl. I wanna know how did he pay for that lobster and them rings. You can't use your EBT card at Kay's Jeweler's..... Because we all know Diddy ain't paid nobody. Word on the street is that Cheri Dennis has a part time gig at her local Burger King. Anywhoo, get the rest of the scoop at YBF.

Oh really Algernod?

Plies has been named in a lawsuit stemming from a shooting in July 2006. The lawsuit was filed yesterday (almost 2 years later) and I know there is some nigga behind this scheming. Trying to get a free penny. But I digress. His pending legal woes are not the point in this post. After reading the article I learned something, Plies real name is Algernod Lanier Washington. I cried a river when I found that out. His M.O.M.S had to have been drunker than a muthafucka' on his birth night. I can just imagine his mother was drinking a cold Colt 45 that night. And that she didn't know she was carrying a full term fetus. I just get that feel from him, you know..... Anywhoo, my girl Savvy Fatty already gave him a nickname: A-Nod. I'm loving it like the double cheeseburgers at McDonald's.

Oh and if you pre-order his new cd DEFINITION OF REAL you can get a free BUST IT BABY t-shirt. I'm ordering mines, you getting one?

Please stop Denzel!

Yeah that's Denzel lurking in the background. He is so putting off "I'm a convicted rapists but haven't registered yet" feel. Or that "I know I'm too old to be here but there's bitches here..." vibe. I do not like it either way. Denzel is too good for all that. He was in attendance at the Universal Motown and Hearst Digital's event last night.

It's not right......

This is rumored to be the cover of the Carter III, which is the last installment in a trilogy. I support Lil Wayne and his music. And I will PROBABLY buy the Carter III when it drops May 13th but this shit right here... I have no words for. Shesus, I'm coming home!!!!!!