Thursday, July 31, 2008

Just a thought.....

Monica is just way too pretty for this Rocko character. That is all.....

VIBE fooled me!

FLAVOR was not the silhouette on the original GUESS WHO VIBE cover. It's actually Jay-Z. *shock and awe* He is looking quite sickly (skinny). He must be on the same diet as Beyonce. Anywhoo, here are the covers:

The last post was titled GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER. And personally, I prefer Jay Z at my dinner table over Flavor. Jay looks like he can chew with his mouth close.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Yep, they still smoking.....

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong has reunited and plans to start touring again.

Details of the "Hey, What's That Smell?" tour were to be announced Wednesday at a news conference in West Hollywood, California, according to concert promoter Live Nation. During their original run, Marin and Chong released nine comedy albums between 1972 and 1985, were nominated for four Grammy Awards and won one. They also starred in eight feature films, almost always portraying a pair of comical stoners stumbling through life.

So, now that Cheech and Chong are back together to smoke another day, I wonder if marijuana will over be decriminalized. I mean alcohol is legal....


Guess who's coming to dinner....

Well, not really but you get my drift. VIBE decides they want to play the guessing game with it readers by asking us to guess the "celebrity" that will be gracing the 15th VIBE JUICE issue. I personally thinks it looks like Flavor's gremlin looking ass. What do you think? Make your guess here. And they ain't offering no prize or anything. You gotta do just because....

New Music: Alegebra Blessett "Halfway"


Monday, July 28, 2008

There's something about Diddy

Ooowee! VH1 love to exploit Black people! Hell, they pay they niggas more than BET do, so that's a plus. Enjoy the trailer for I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY which premieres August 4th. There's a tranny also competing! I'll be tuning in.....

They did her justice

Madame Tussauds revealed it's Amy Winehouse wax figure. All I can say is that she better be lucky someone is still on her side. This figure is clean, has rosy cheeks and nicely painted nails. Nothing like the crack mess Amy is in rel life. And just for shits and giggles, I included this funny as picture I found of THE WINO on the BEST WEEK EVER BLOG.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

When doing hoe shit goes wrong

Jackie-O admitted to HIP HOP WEEKLY that she fucked a no name producer for some stacks and to secure a deal with Poe Boy Records:

“Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance. It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing. And I don’t advise any female to get into no business – be it music or whatever – and get exploited like that. [E Class] told me I had to have sex with him to get the ten stacks. That’s how me and him got into a relationship. But that was a situation I had to face, and I made the wrong turn. But I’m from the hood and if somebody offers you ten thousand dollars at one time to get out of the hood, and lets you go for your dream of doing music, you’re gonna run to that.”

So she did some hoe shit and her career never took off. I personally, would have kept this tidbit to myself. I smell a desperate cry for attention.


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Just because I want to post this

Look, I am not going to hate because you have to respect a bitch with this much courage. And also because stretch marks are not uncommon. Especially with woman have gave birth before. I'm convinced that she did put on some body make-up, she just did it in the dark. Better luck next time.....

Can't we all just get along?

I don't think Wendy Williams knew what she was getting into when she invited Omarosa on her show to promote her new book "The Bitch Switch". But I do know that it's pure comedy watching these two women go at for about 5 minutes. Well, Wendy is really a man but she musters up enough estrogen everyday to pass. It all starts when Wendy calls Omarosa an angry Black woman.....

All I can say is that Omarosa is an angry Black woman (ABW) and she probably has a dick just as big as Wendy's. I'm pretty sure they kissed and made up later.

Video: "Put On" Jeezy and Kanye

Monday, July 21, 2008

You ain't gotsa lie......

Apparently, the rumors that Rick Ross was a correctional officer in Flordia during the 90's are true. And not that it's bad or anything but the bitch denied it vehemently.

Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) was appointed a prison guard in December 1995 at a salary of $22,913.54, according to the below personnel record, which was provided to TSG by Jo Ellyn Rackleff, a DoC spokesperson. The rapper’s social security number is identical to that of the jail guard. According to the official document, Ross was earning $25,794.34 when he left the department in June 1997. After graduating from the DoC training academy, Ross was assigned to the South Florida Reception Center in Dade County (the lockup is one of three statewide that serves as an intake facility for new prisoners).

When did it become cool to deny having a full time job? Would the public really have cared? I mean, about 70% of law enforcement is corrupt. He could have easily been a CO and still pushing bricks and shit. But now he looks dumb because he lied and got caught. So sad for him. Better luck next time!

[Thanks E-DUB]

Friday, July 18, 2008

Well, you tried.....

They passing out magazine covers to anybody nowadays. When was the last time Foxy was relevant, music wise? And why is she still wearing that pink make up. She gave it an effort though. If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself and try again...

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Haterz everywhere she goes

I have this thing for Raven Simone. If I had a dick, she'd be in trouble. And I know, if I had a dick I would not mind bending that chubby ass over. Admiring Raven and her chubby dime swag is only half of what this post is about. Why do people hate? I seen lots of comments talking about she need to back away from the table, put down the hot dogs, and she has too much money to be fat.... Personally, I think she looks great.

Everyone cannot be a size 2. Not everyone is built like that, Beyonce isn't even built like that. Do you what she puts her body through to stay the size she is? And Besides Raven represents a more realistic woman, the average American woman, that can fill her clothes. Just like Jennifer Hudson, Jill Scott and sometimes Trina (dem legs!). It's not like she wears anything inappropriate or not for her body type. So there is no reason to really hate, especially when most of the women (because only women hate it seems) looks like Rick Ross with bigger titties and less facial hair. Please, kiss this bitch placenta please.....

Please read the comments if you check the source

If looks could kill....

..this picture would be an undiagnosed case of pneumonia. Check out Jeezy's new album cover. I can almost feel the seriousness radiating from the picture.

Pretty Ricky woes.....

I wasn't going to post this mess but I had to because I have been getting a pretty good laugh out of it for the past couple of days...but I digress. This is the cover "art" for Pretty Ricky's new album 80's Babies.

Can't you just tell these sweeties are commando on the set. The chubby one needs some more confidence though. If Rick Ross can go topless, he can too.... Now for the video:

I need something verified for me. Why call the album 80's Babies when they are remaking a whole bunch of 90's hits? Sometimes I just think I more logical than the average Berry. All I know is the air humping and belly dancing these bitches did provided me with enough jokes to last the weekend. And again, the chubby one kept his shirt on though the whole video. I feel awkward for you too boo.....

On some real shit tho.....

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Cool Outrageous Lovers of Uniquely Raw Style

It's actually the music video for "Everybody" by Fonsworth featuring Kanye, Andre 3Stacks and Sa-Ra. There are almost a thousand reasons why I thought the video was dope (the intro was hilarious) but I know this video is so going to get hated on. But anything that has Kanye and Andre 3000 in the same scenes (DANCING!) gets my vote. Kanye, get me bodied please!!!!

Yanked from Kanye's Blog

Monday, July 14, 2008

When clubbing goes bad....

Now she better not use alcohol as an excuse as to why she did this to herself. When has us "regla" folk become so desperate for attention that we freak unisex people? I just don't get it. And her ass skin is ashy and her shoes don't match her outfit. Yeah, she is screaming for attention...

And this bitch is just swole. That is all!

Pics spotted at CRUNKTASTICAL

Video: Jazmine Sullivan "Need U Bad"

This my SHIT!

Friday, July 11, 2008

420 Friendly Links 7/11/2008

Go and get you a free slurpee -

My "main" Nas on Messy Jesse - Bossip

Yung Berg apologizes to all the "dark butts" - Crunktastical

Tailor Made dumped New York - LiveSteez

Jamie Lynn had to have been drinking during her pregnancy - Holy Taco

The rapid spread of Wal-Martaphentitis - Best Week Ever

Thursday, July 10, 2008

NORE is eating B!

I am a fan of MAN FAT!!! I am comfortable enough with myself to admit that. And I started swooning when I ran across these topless pictures of NORE at Kim Osorio's Blog.

Then I peeped the chain... And I said to myself: "DAMN that chain looks just like a box of Newports." And I said: "Naw, niggas are ignorant but they ain't THAT ignorant." So I went to his MYSPACE because I knew I would get my answer. Because niggas are proud of their own ignorance. And look at his profile pic....

I bet those gems and rubies (not diamonds) are fake. I'll still rub his mid section though.....

He's taken one in the ass before

I had to find a picture with his name on it so the people would know who this post is about. But this YUNG DUMMY stopped by a radio show called Shade45 Lip Service and expressed his distaste of "dark butts." And he speaks on the "pool test" that he gives all the "light butts" that come thru..... Click to listen


And attitudes like this are destroying the Black community. I take offense to comment like that and I'm light skinned. Anyways, Yung Berg sit down! You might not like dark butts but I'm pretty sure you like dark dick. Moving on.......

Jennifer Hudson's album cover

I see they decided to just photoshop her bottom half. Damn, it ain't easy being a big girl in a skinny girl world. That's why I joined Jazzercise, they ain't going to have to photoshop my ass smaller when I become famous. Other than that, she looks cute on her cover. I'm guessing she really feeling that wig she been rocking for the like the past month. Check her music video:

Spotlight - Jennifer Hudson

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Jay Z in Vogue Italia

Jay Z is in the new issue of Vogue Italia. This man really got big thangs poppin' in 2008. And even though Jay is not handsome in a conventional sense, his swag is still illuminating from the pages.

Usher and son cover Essence

I know I am late on this. I'm trying my hardest to find something bad to say but I can't. One of the reasons why is because I don't talk about the kids. I love babies. And because you can't hate on Usher's good, supportive father swag. There is nothing like having a good and loving father!

Video: Nas feat Keri Hilson "Hero"

Nas's Untitled album hits store next Tuesday on July 15th. Be sure to go pick that up. I downloaded the leak of the album last week and the shit is hot, the shit is hot, hot, hot!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Hoes have pride too!

And they also have rights. In Madrid, the prostitutes united to stop the gentrification of the STROLL they call WORK. Now that's some real unity.

Prostitutes held colorful fashion parades in central Madrid on Thursday to demonstrate against plans by property developers to buy up premises in which they have long plied their trade.
Organizers said the street parades were intended to show that the prostitutes were no threat to local residents or shopkeepers if they stayed in the area.

Dozens of onlookers clapped as sex workers modeled revealing outfits in a parade humorously dubbed "Madame Bitch".

"This is so that we can be seen, to show we can do many things apart from what we already do," said a participant who gave her name as Dayanara.

"It's also a proposal for ladies of the night and normal people to live together," added Dayanara, who has been a sex worker since arriving from Ecuador seven years ago.
Prostitution is illegal in Spain but tolerated and very visible. However, authorities have run public information campaigns saying clients encourage mistreatment of women, gun-running and drug-trafficking.

At least they trying to take the shame out of hoeing. Well, let me not say that because the hoes on the stroll in my neighborhood have no shame either. More power to them....

Picture Source

Monday, July 7, 2008

I Love Money season trailer

So I watched the premiere of VH1's I LOVE MONEY last night and I'm mad at myself. Not because I watched the first episode but because I will be tuning in for the rest of the season to catch ALL the episodes. *sigh* Oh well, ain't really shit on on Sundays anyways. While surfing the net, I came across the very dramatic and funny trailer. I'm telling you, you'll be watching this Sunday too....

Spotted at Best Week Ever

New Music: Trina and Rick Ross "Hot Commodity"

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Pineapple Express movie posters


I vote YES!!!!!

Not sure when these pictures were taken or even why for. I really don't have anything to say except for I LOVE PHARRELL! He is too fine. Oh, and the sweat just adds on to the sexiness!

Spotted at That's Not Hott

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Jeezy on VIBE

Young Jeezy on the cover of the new VIBE magazine. I'm pretty sure his article will be entertaining and extremely colorful. Jeezy never disappoints!

Saw V poster is revealed!

I thought part 4 was going to be the final in a series of movies. But it seems as thought the mayhem will continue. I have no idea how but I will check the movie out on Halloween 2008.

So I got my 30 day notice........

I have to be out my apartment by August 1, 2008. And I forgot how fucking hard it is to find a place to live (for a decent price) in San Francisco!!!! So over the past week, my every waking moment was spent on CRAIGSLIST looking for a decent studio or a one bedroom. I mean, there is always the option of going back to my parents house but that is my DESPERATE last resort. But last night I seen the studio that WILL be mine. And that takes some weight off my shoulders. That's why I have been absent from the GAME for so long...but I'm back.....with a VENGEANCE!!!!! *insert evil laugh*