Friday, February 29, 2008

Sexy YT boy swag

Here is Justin Timberlake in his new role as a porn star for the movie, The Love Guru. This movie also stars Mike Meyers, Megan Good (my homegirl!), Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson. I included a preview to the movie below. It's opening in July.

New Video Ashanti: "The Way That I Love You"

I posted this video a couple of weeks ago but that was the unfinished leaked version. So below is the finished version. They show the boyfriend dead but I am still wandering who killed him. Ashanti? The other bitch, maybe? I don't know. But still one thing remains the same: this is the best Ashanti has ever looked and the best she has ever sounded.

Erykah Badu and Q-Tip

Here is Erykah Badu and Q-tip on the cover of TRACE magazine. This cover is hot and that's why I posted it. Please don't forget to pick up Miss Badu's new album. (And skip buying Janet's. But that's just my opinion.)

Where da Ballers at?

What up bitches? Looking for a baller or shot caller? Well, while aimlessly surfing the internet, I came across this website. At Baller Alert, you can actually put in your cellphone number and the hoe that runs the website will send you a text message whenever a BALLER will be at a venue near you. There are also some helpful tips for those aspiring to gold dig in the near future, which includes wear high heels and shave your legs. Duh BITCH, I am not hunting a baller and I know to wear heels and shave my legs. I'm a lady. It's an interesting site, enjoy the madness.

Whatcho sign is?

Happy Leap Day 2008 everyone!!!!!! My birthday is in April (I'm an Aries) but it's exciting when February 29th come around. Jeffery "Ja Rule" Atkins was born
Feb. 29, 1976 and that means he is turning a full 8 years old today! I posted his video for "Body" below. I like this song, the tune is catchy!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Reunited and it feels so good.....

So the word on the streets is, that now that Nivea's divorce to The Dream is final, she is back with Lil' Wayne. There is something so romantic about requited love. I have nothing bad to say about this relationship, I personally like these two together. I hated seeing him with Trina and he was wasting that "dick game" on Karrine.
Apparently, Nivea was waiting for Wayne backstage after a recent concert in New Jersey. Lil' Wayne made it clear that he still misses Nivea and even put up a $50,000 reward for the person who could get her to come back to him. (Why can't I find someone that is THAT into me?) Here is the video:

I could not find any pictures (old or new) of the lovely couple. But I am happy for the both of them.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Day 26: "Come In"

Yes this is the first single from them Making The Band 4 boys, now known as Day 26. The song is called "Come In" and I love it so far. I do not watch the show, so this might be old news for those of you that do....

Trina feat. Keyshai Cole: "I Gotta A Thang For You"

I am not a Trina fan but I do like this song. Her writing skills are improving.

An oldie but goodie

Sweetheart by JD and Mariah Carey. I used to be able to listen to this song over and over again. In fact, I think I might dust off my "1472" disc later tonight. While watching this video I noticed two things: 1) It was released 10 full years ago!!! 2)Mariah was still prancing around naked back then too.
She needs to grow up.

Video: Mariah Carey: "Touch My Body"

How many mini skirts can one girl have?! Mariah makes too much money to always be so bare assed! But all in all, I love Mariah Carey. I been listening to her forever.

Times are rough...

Like I said awhile back, we are in a recession. Niggas got to get it how they live nowadays, so I feel the pain of the subject below....


Turd Burglars!!!!!

Yeah, they are twins. They're names are Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (I know, I can't pronounce them either). These two dumb asses got arrested after robbing a Rite Aid via the roof. But that is not the point why I am posting this. These two are huge in online gay porn world, known as Keyon and Teyon. And in some scenes they "perform" with eachother. No, man that's your brother ass you are about to pound. But whatever floats your boat. Click here for the story and to see some pictures.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Jay Z: "I Know"

The video for "I Know" off the Jay Z's American Gangster album. This is my absolute most favorite song on this CD. I remember playing it over and over after the first time I listened to the CD. Jay is not in the video but Zoe Kravitz is. It's interesting....


Them tittys must be going through postpartum depression. Christina is wrong, cover them thangs up girl.

Prince is getting new hips

The Sassy One (I know it's The Purple One but this is my blog and I can call Prince whatever I want...) needs new hips after wearing high heels everyday, since 1978 and hardcore performances. He better get that taken care of because that hip pain is no joke. I accidentally sprained both my hips in June 2007 and it was the worst pain ever. You can't move when you have extreme hip pain. My grandmother just got her hip replaced last week. And my father and uncle has had both hips replaced. Don't worry Prince, you will be just as fierce when all is said and done. I promise....

Estelle feat Kanye West: "American Boy"

I posted this song about a week ago. This is the video and it's like a breath of fresh air. And that is compared to the other shit out. No naked Black women shaking skin and ass in this one. You'll likey.

Monday, February 25, 2008

It's a slow news day

So why not laugh? Click here to see how laughing can improve your mental, physical and emotional health. One fact that is not included here: Laughing for 10 minutes straight will guarantee 2 full hours of uninterrupted, deep sleep that same night. Sleep on that....

Bust it Baby casting special

Plies held a casting call for his BUST IT BABY video. What is a bust it baby? Get ready for the hoodest of the hood bitches, short skorts and no panties....

Whoa to the bitch at the end who woke up with a penis in her mouth. All these bitches need full time jobs. Or at least a life....

Babies making babies

Sign of the times is what most people would say but where would young children learn this behavior? And how are they out and about showing public displays of affection? The biggest question is where are their parents? This little girl will be pregnant before she even gets her first period. Guess it's time for sex ed in the preschools.....
Flicks via Illseed

Beyonce has new hair

Beyonce has a new hairstyle. She deviated from the darker tones she's been rocking and decided to go for the blond bangs circa "ME MYSELF and I". I am a huge fan of bangs but they are not for everybody. Miss Knowles just put too much hair on this time. I am guessing that this is her weekend wig. Get it together B.

Friday, February 22, 2008

"Boss" Rick Ross feat. T-Pain

T-Pain are top hats what's in these days? I need answers! Rick Ross is back talking about the same thang he was talking about 1.5 years ago: NOTHING. Both these niggas are clowns if you ask me. So why did I post this video? At about the 2 minute mark little miss Latina is giving RICKY her most vicious side eye. Okay, he bought another woman in the bed but hey RICKY got enough to feed the needy baby. You didn't know?

Quenching his need for speed


Ne-Yo was arrested for reckless driving and not having a valid license. Not really big news, I just wanted to post his mug shot. I will give his hairline credit, though, it looks like it's trying to reach the front. The twinkle in his eyes are gone and replace with red rage. I know he was in that bitch crying but we'll just say he was hanging with Snoop earlier today. That should make him feel better.

"American Boy" Estelle feat. Kanye West

Click here for the song.

Estelle is a hit in her homeland of London. She teams up with Kanye West to record "American Boy". I personally think it's hot fire. And I think you will like it too.

Snoop caught with weed, again

This man never ceases to amaze me! Snoop was ticketed for having a small amount of weed at a club in NYC. I heard it was some KUSH too!

“He did not get arrested. He received a ticket for possession of marijuana.We are contesting the ticket.” Via Splash

This man is my hero!

It ain't right.....

There really ain't no words for Lil' Kim's tragic look. She is taking this plastic surgery thing too far. She has the Micheal Jackson nose syndrome. I am putting her on my prayer list.

Booty Call Invitation

I want to say, first, sex is easier to find than companionship. I can find some willing dick walking down 3rd Street for crying out loud. But I am only speaking for myself. Finding sex on the internet seems to be all the rage. Besides Online Booty Calls, there is The Horny Ads and The freaks no longer come out at night, they are on the internet. All day, everyday.

Life in the Fab Lane

Who cares about J-LO birthing her test tube babies or Jessica Alba being pregnant with twins? Not me or the people on my Top 8. The real breaking news is that Kimora Lee's show, Life In The Fab Lane has just finished filming the second season. What's even better is that the show premieres on one of the most important holidays of the year, April 20th! That is 420 friendly folks....

I love this dress

My parents is having a 25th Wedding Anniversary in June and me and my sister have to wear silver. This dress, being worn by Kerry Washington, caught my eye. I am already on the hunt for the pattern. You ready Auntie LaVerne?

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Rod Council is dumb

I guess robbing gas stations with uzi's is what in right now.....

Council allegedly entered the store about 4:15 a.m. and pulled what looked to be a 9mm Uzi on the clerk, who was the only other person in the store at the time. The suspect demanded all the money and the clerk’s cellular phone and fled the store. The store’s security cameras were able to catch the suspect leaving in a silver Chevrolet Impala.

Police issued a BOLO — “Be On The Lookout” — for the suspect vehicle. A Tennessee State Highway Patrol trooper located the car at a rest area near mile marker 447 on Interstate 40 in Tennessee and detained the suspect until Haywood County [North Carolina] detectives could arrive.

Seriously! Cellphone theft, Uzi's and Impala's. Looks like he dusted off his NWA cassettes. I am happy he got kicked off the team. Niggas is really showing they asses for Black History Month 2008.

The milk done gone sour....

Can the madness stop, please?!!!! Folks get ready for I LOVE NEW YORK SEASON 3....

"The season is going to be called 'New York Loves Hollywood' and will follow her attempt to become an actress in Los Angeles," says an insider.

"They are currently trying to cast established industry people in Hollywood to be on the show with her."

All I can say is YUCK!

"Sexy Girl" - Bobby Valentino


Frankie gets lose

First off, Frankie had to have borrowed that wig from Keyshia because that hair looks so familiar. Here she is getting straight loose at Keyshia's second platinum album party. I love how she drops downs and sweeps the floor with dat thang.
She must have been sippin' on some of that Easy Jesus earlier.....

ANTM Cycle 10 Premiere

ANTM Cycle 10 premiered last night and nothing spectacular happened. Actually, the episode was kind of boring. The first episode always is and last night I made the conscience decision to miss the premieres of ANTM from now on. But I am going to include my opinion about some of the girls Tyra and company picked.
I like the fact there are a handful of brown woman this cycle around. And this is even though, Marvita, is the ugliest girl in the competition and I can't really tell if Dominique is a badly tanned white woman, or a product of a interracial relationship. But I do know the bitch thinks she's the baddest walking under the sun. And did they really have to keep squeaky voiced Stacey Ann? She won't last long. My girl, Fatima, is already my favorite and she will win, HANDS DOWN. She looks exactly like Iman. Very pretty girl!
Other than that I am rooting for the punk rock girl because she's so awkward it's cute. And the lady that is drinking her own breast milk so she will still have a fresh supply when she gets home to her baby. That's dedication to your children folks. More ANTM drama next week.....

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

"Last Time" Trey Songz

The song is hot, I really like it. Another tibit: Trey is going on tour with J. Holliday. The tour starts February 25th in Chicago, IL and goes through March 23, where the last show will be in my city, San Francisco (at the Mezzanine). I will be there!

I saw this coming already....

Video bitch of the year pissed someone off. I came across this while reading NECOLE BITCHIE's site. Someone has decided to out Angel Lola. And the shit is hilarious. So folks her ass, tits and (get this) teeth are fake. There are some interesting before and after pics. Check out the comedy on this Myspace page.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

"Love Me No More" Jim Jones

You know I really don't have an opinion about Jim Jones. I just don't get him, at all. He raps so hard, like you can literally hear him spit into the microphone. But nothing he says makes sense. You know in the studio they make him do his verse last. Jimmy soaks the microphone, I can tell. He has that look. If only he had that much UMPH when it's time to shower.

Jim Jones sweats mud! LOL! (I always wanted to say that!)

Is the dick that good?

(MEMPHIS, TN 2/18/2008) A love triangle turns violent. Two twenty-something women fighting over the same guy. One pulls out a gun and starts shooting. But in this case the guy the women were fighting over is barely old enough to get a driver's permit.

The shooting happened the day after Valentine's Day at the Cypress Garden Apartments.

"We're starting to get cases on women just like anything else," said Lt. Nathan Berryman with the Memphis Police Dept. "It's not male exclusive crime anymore."

Police say 20-year-old Cherry Wright tried to kill her boyfriend's ex during a drive-by shooting. According to the report, she rolled up to 23-year-old Lakeviette Smith's apartment, pointed a gun out the window and started firing at her.

Damn! What happened to an old fashioned BITCH FIGHT to settle a score. Bitches doing drive by's. That is not lady like behavior.

"Get Like Me" David Banner and Chris Brown

My favorite song in the whole world! Click here to listen.

"Rock Bottom" Pleasure P and Lil Wayne

I love this song!!! Enjoy the hotness. Click here to listen to the track.

Well, we are in a recession.....

R&B singer, Mario, will be a contestant in the next season of Dancing with The Stars. This is probably the last step in becoming a HAS BEEN. (But didn't he just release a hit record?) Like the title says, we are in a recession and he has bills to pay like the rest of us. So, I can't knock the hustle, for real.
Here is the rest of the roster:
Olympic Gold Medal skater Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas
Actress Priscilla Presley and Louis van Amstel
NFL star Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska
Actor Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke
R&B singer Mario and Karina Smirnoff
Oscar-Award-winning actress Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez
Illusionist Penn Jillette and Kym Johnson
TV and Radio Personality Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough
Actress Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough
Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani
Former Tennis Champ Monica Seles and Jonathan Roberts
Actor Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya

Fidel Castro resigns.....


Fidel Castro is ending his 50 year dictatorship over Cuba. I am wandering what this will mean for American and Cuban relations. Time will tell.

Click here to see picture, slide shows, videos and articles about Fidel.

"Elevator" Flo Rida feat. Timabland

I personally vote NO.

Beer: The breakfast of champs

Thought that this was a good way to get the day started.....

A Brooklyn vagrant on a breakfast beer run unexpectedly became the hobo hero of the hour yesterday when he raced into a Brooklyn apartment and rescued a father and two sons. Three other family members including a baby were saved by a selfless firefighter who gave them his oxygen mask. A seventh relative trapped in the blazing apartment was rescued by other firefighters, but later died in a hospital. The homeless man, Andre Nash, 45, kept his wits about him, using a beer-soaked rag as a mask and forcing his way through choking smoke in the burning apartment at the Lafayette Gardens housing project in Fort Greene. Nash admitted that he had just bought two cans of beer at a deli shortly before 8 a.m. when he stumbled upon a hysterical boy begging for help and pointing to the 11th floor, where a panicked mom, Sheohna Taylor, 20, was dangling her 14-month-old son, Roshawon, out the window.
Nash, who often calls a park bench home, raced up to the apartment and, through billowing, black smoke, guided Terence Taylor and his two school-age sons, Brandon and L.T., out into the hall and to safety. “I wasn’t even worried about my life,” Nash said. “I am the guardian angel of the building. I just reacted.”


WOW!!!! I only give props where props are due and they are due! He used a beer soaked towel to mask his face from smoke inhalation. Leave it up to Black people to get THAT creative in desperate situations. I wonder what kind of beer he was drinking. Some OLD ENGLISH? But then again he is homeless so it might have been a 211. You know a 20 ounces of that is only .99 cents. But please let me not wander from the matter at hand... This man Andre Nash, gave a whole new meaning to alcohol being the breakfast of champs. He is one of the great HEROES of Black History Month 2008.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Slow News Day

There ain't shit going on today. Most people are still posting about what went on in NBA All Star weekend in NOLA. Okay, let me sum up the weekend for you: hoes, drugs, more hoes looking for ballers, violence, niggas, nigga moments (which can be constituted as violence) and hoes. Boom, in a nutshell baby!!!

Amy Winehouse is pictured above leaving a visit to her incarcerated husband, Blake. His stupid ass almost died of a heroine overdose in jail. SMH. Reports are saying that his shit was laced.

The real dinger is Amy's eye make-up. Either she haven't learned how to color inside the lines or her eye pencil is possessed. (I'm going with possessed!) Either way, she needs to hire a make-up artist STAT!!!!


Flavor Flav is ugly......

....and apparently engaged. Word on the streets is that he is in love with the mother of his 8th child, they are engaged and he is only doing Flavor of Love 3 for the money. [Naw. For real? --Sweetberries]

None of them girls want Flav's crispy ass any damn ways.


PETA Vs. Re Re

PETA is picking another fight, this time with Re Re. Here is what Dan Matthews, a PETA representative, had to say: "Music lovers may think of you as a 'queen,' but to animal lovers, you are a court jester... "Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as 'queen of compassion,' Mariah Carey, did. You'll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises."

Whoa! I think he just took a SLY jab at her weight. That's a low blow. I personally, think that these PETA folks are taking things a little too far. This is America and muthafuckas' can wear fur if they want.

Happy President's Day

Really just wanted to post this picture. I voted for Kerry in 2004.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

NBA All-Star Slamdunk Contest 2008

Catch Dwight Howard fly halfway through the court at the 2:58 mark. And am I the only one that noticed how MASSIVE this man was? Although, his head is a little to small for his body, he still a good looking dude.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Fuck Flava Flav

Looks as if Shore-Tee is feeling real salty about being one of the first to get the boot from Flavor of Love 3. Shit, I would be salty too. I done got dumped before but not by anyone as crispy as Flav. Anywhoo...Here is a video where Shore-Tee goes to cuss out Flav and VH1. I couldn't stop laughing.

One thing I do agree with Flav on: she got an under bite like a muthafucka'

More Beautiful Black Women

I love Megan Good. She is always cute. Her boyfriend, Thomas Jones, is cuter though.

Tia's eye make-up and hair is, like, perfect!

I am feeling Tracey's dress and hair. Love curls!

Omarion looked really pretty too. Looks like he left his man, Bow Wow, at the house. Look! He's smiling with his eyes. This bitch is fierce.

Rita G. used thongs for sale

This is Rita G the girl that was extra bouncy in the new Kanye video. Come to find out this bitch has her own website selling her used thongs. *Gasps*

Worn Undies with my personal scent - Only $24.95!

I’ve lost count of all the emails saying ‘I would pay any amount of money for the g-string right off your butt’. Well, here’s your chance. I will wear each pair of panties long enough to transfer my ‘natural’ scent, but these are limited, not mass-produced. So order them now. I might not be offering that many of them!

The sad part is: she's all the way serious. Click here to peep her website.
NSFW folks.

Kanye's "Flashing Lights"

I heard that this is just 1 out 3 videos for this song. I guess he is breaking it down by verse. Hey, whatever floats your boat. The video is below.


Shame on the SFPD

San Francisco police probing the disappearance of a computer software developer let a couple now suspected in his death leave the home where the man apparently was killed, even after officers found blood smears there and cadaver dogs focused on the couple's van out front, court documents show.

The police actions laid out in a search warrant affidavit added to the apparent missteps that allowed the couple more than a week's head start before San Francisco investigators concluded the pair was connected to the beating death of their housemate, 49-year-old Leonard Milo Hoskins.

It took officers more than a week after the cadaver dogs showed interest in the van and police towed it before investigators searched the back and found Hoskins' body. By then, the suspects, Richard Carelli and his girlfriend, Michelle Pinkerton, both 38, were long gone, possibly to Mexico, police believe. Murder warrants have been issued for the couple. SOURCE

So the cadaver dogs detect rotting flesh and the police just impound the car and not search? Shame on you SFPD! If there was rotten flesh detected, that van should have been searched right then and there. I had a car impounded before and the police didn't waste no time going through my glove compartment to find something to steal. And who was working in the impound for a week and not smell a dead body? SMDH

Black Women Are Beautiful

Sanaa Lathan arriving at the NAACP awards. She stay shitting on hoes when comes to her hair, dress and make-up game. She stays flawless. That color looks great on her!!

Will post some more beautiful BLACK women later.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 10

This is a preview for Cycle 10 of ANTM that begins on Feb. 20th on the CW Network. I love this show and will certainly be tuning in. This seasons looks interesting. Tyra looked to have picked up some "real" models this time around.

*sings, I'm so excited and I just can't hide it....*

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Say something nice....

Is that a Baby Phat SHIRT she wearing? And she forgot to get that bikini area waxed (...shaved, naired, etc.) I am going to keep my mouth shut on this because my mother always told me: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So I will heed her words....