The Applesauce Bandit

I love I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY on VH1. And I thought that the Applesauce Bandit video from tonight's episode was hilarious!

LaVerne falling during filming and it looking perfect for the video; priceless.

New Video: "I Can't Believe It" T Wayne

I see he really running with the whole circus theme. I hate myself for liking this song.
*sigh*

New Music: "Body Marked Up" Willy Northpole

Fun with crack and the Hailey's

And I had the song "Stay" on repeat this past weekend. Damn, I feel bad for these niggas....


So there was suppose to be some kind of Jodeci reunion in Australia over the weekend and apparently K-Ci and JoJo were the only ones who showed up. But the hilarity comes at the 1:50 mark when JoJo passes the fuck out on stage. Dropping his mike and all the shit. K-Ci keeps on singing.... I'm hoping they take this show on the road.

Hollywood Dick Slangin' 101

I told ya'll VH1 likes to exploit niggas! Ray is getting his own Dating Reality series on VH1, slated to start next year.

Ray J may be one of the most infamous playboys in hip-hop, but he still hopes to find that special woman he can settle down with … and VH1 is going to help! The “Sexy Can I” singer is getting his own dating show in 2009, and producers are already looking for smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life.

I already hate myself because I know I'll be tuning in. But let me tell ya'll one thang: Bitches love Ray J. For real though!

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At least they had a message

Lawd have mercy on my soul!!!! I haven't laughed this hard since I seen this girl fall out her seat on the train some time last week. She had the most vicious dopefiend nod I ever came across in life, and sadly, she paid the price in public. But back to the matter at hand, please remember, while laughing, that there is still a message for the inner cities.
*It's so cold n the D*

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Another one bites the dust

Da Brat was just sentenced to 3 years in prison for hitting a bitch upside the head with a bottle of rum.


Superior Court Judge Gail Flake also sentenced the rapper, whose real name is Shawntae Harris, to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service.The incident happened at a Halloween party at Studio 72 nightclub on Oct. 31, 2007. The club is on Ga. 29 near Tucker.
About six members of Harris’s family wept when a sheriff’s deputy took her into custody.
“I love y’all,” Harris, 34, said as she was led out of the courtroom.
“We love you, too,” the relatives replied in unison.
Harris entered a guilty plea to aggravated assault.

It's damn sad that I got to pour out a little liquor for my girl Da Brat, I used to love her, I even dressed up like her for Halloween when I was in the 6th grade. I would say that breaking bottles on bitches head ain't ladylike. But Da Brat you know ain't into ladylike. Included "Funkdafied" because it was my shit back in the day. And I thought I was the shit for knowing all the words by heart.



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Update: The bitch was lying

...I knew it too. Greedy ass bitch.


I know I am a few days late on this but I had to post. Earlier this week Fatimah Jester, claimed her baby daddy, Yung Joc was in the rear $2000 on his child support payment. And she also said Joc has been refusing to stay in contact with her and that she was struggling. Joc (real name: Jasiel Robinson) called into Atlanta's V103 radio station on Monday (August 18) where he stressed the fact that he pays monthly payments to Fatimah Jester, but when the process was delayed -- beyond his control -- she made a big deal out of it.

"I never missed a payment," Joc said during the radio interview. "I don't pay it directly to her; I pay it through [the Georgia Department of Resources Office of Child Support Services]. My banker wires the funds to DHR; they wire the funds right to her account. However long that takes, she needs to discuss that with them, and not put me out there bad like that."

So the bitch also calls the radio station to try to recant what she said earlier. She said that Joc is, in fact, current on his child support payments. She said the problem was her getting her checks on the 3rd instead of the 1st of the month. All this because your check be 2 days late? I bet if the bitch had her OWN source of income, them two days wouldn't mean shit. Sitting around all month waiting on a check. The child support is for the child, not the mother's lifestyle. And also she should contribute to her son's life just as much as Joc does. Like I said before, she was a thirsty ass bitch and this was a ploy to get more money out him. Not only does Joc pays $2000 a month, he pays all medical expenses and pays for all his extra-curricular activities. All the bitch gotta do is work to provide for herself. And she can't even do that. SMH.

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I'm so tired of this nigga....

I'm tired of him claiming to be the best and all this other shit. I'm tired of all the pussy talk. I'm tired of him being on magazine covers. And I'm tired of hearing niggas bump "A Milli", "Mrs. Officer" and "Got Money" while riding down these San Francisco streets in their BM's cars. *scene*

Eye smiling 101

I just wanted to post this because he's repping for my city.
The end

A topless Kanye

I'm so SWOONING right now. I can't even start to describe the tingly feeling creeping thru my body right now.


I don't even care that he has a little muffin top. I'll take him.....


I had to get my breathing back to normal. *exhales* All the thangs I would do to this man! He JUST DON'T KNOW....

Ah! Real Monsters!

(It's all about paying attention to the background.) It's one thang to be black as fuck (I say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, yumm-o!) but to have a face as tragic as this....
I can't today.
That is all!

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Yung Joc's BM want her 2stacks

Yung Joc is the latest rapper to get sued by his BM over some back child support. Fatima Jester claims that Yung Joc (born Jasiel Robinson) owes her $2000 in back child support:

"I never thought he would be putting me through some of the stuff I'm going through now," Robinson said. "I can't even get in contact with him for things for my baby ... it's just hard."
With his status as a successful rapper, Robinson says it should be no problem for him to pay up, and due to his non-payments, she's had problems with her own bills.
"The type of money he makes, $2,000 is nothing," she said. "Mr. Robinson has all kinds of cars, Bentleys, Mercedes Benz, Ranger Rovers, Two Range rovers."

Now I am all for the kids and their financial support. But all this over $2000. I smell a ploy to get more money. I'm sorry but this bitch is sounding way too thirsty to me. And I bet the bitch don't have nan job or anything. Using her baby as a meal ticket...SMH.

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Jamaica's first gold medal

Usain Bolt, a 21 year old sprinter, won his country, Jamaica, it's first gold metal and beat his own personal record:

Bolt won the 100 meters in a time, 9.69 seconds, that broke his 11-week-old world record of 9.72 and could have been much faster had he not turned the end of the race into Carnival. His rivals still couldn’t catch up. Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago ran a personal-best 9.89 and was farther from first than any Olympic silver medalist since 1984. Walter Dix of the United States was third in a personal-best 9.91, and Churandy Martina was fourth in a Netherlands Antilles-record 9.93.

I would say that BOLT is an appropriate last name for him. Even though I am happy for his win, I still wonder what happened to the USA track and fielders. They were suppose to do so good. All that hype.....

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New Music: "My Dick" Mickey Avalon

I always wondered who the white dude in the Boost Mobile commercial (with JD and Jeezy) was, so I did some research. In the end, Mickey Avalon is a Jew rapper that once prostituted to support is heroin habit. Also while researching, I stumbled across his gem of a song "My Dick" featuring Simon Rex (nee' Dirt Nasty), enjoy:




And for good measure, I included the Bosst Mobile commercial:

Video: "Radio" Musiq

I am going to first say that this song is dope! But it would have been better if was sung by someone else besides Musiq. He's dancing (not his steez) and shit! What happened to his love ballads? I am guessing this is a ploy to get mainstream radio play. But to tell the truth, I never listen to my local radio station. I download my ear flavors!

Video: David Banner "Shawty Say"

This is my shit! Davis Banner is too damn sexy...

Watch her win this shit too!

Isis, is one of the 14 girls competing in the 11th cycle of America's Next Top Model. Isis was born a boy and is representing for the trans gender community:

Hailing from Prince George's County, Maryland, Isis identifies herself as "a woman born physically male."

This is right up Tyra's annoying ass alley. And like I said, watch Isis win this whole thing. We all know Tyra loves to make a point. Hey, I'll be watching!

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It's hard not being Beyonce

Because then you do desperate shit to have "friends". Like Kelly, who spent $400,000 at the bar so her "friends" could get drunk:


(I got this picture from Baby Daniel's crib!)

She racked up a $372,000 bar bill on guests — including U2 frontman Bono — at Amika’s Weekend Takeover in St. Tropez, France, on Friday. A source says, “Kelly was the ultimate host and even when the bar bill began to spiral out of control, she refused to close the tab. She had 30 very thirsty pals, so it was always going to be a pretty big night.
“At one point, Kelly started dancing wildly and put on a silly Viking hat, much to the hilarity of everyone. Bono arrived quite late and Kelly told him to order whatever he liked. A good night was had by all.” Kelly, 27, treated her guests to 50 magnums of $6,000 vintage Dom Perignon, 24 bottles of $1,000 Patron tequila and 10 bottles of $4,000 Louis XIII cognac.

That's almost like doing some HOE SHIT for a deal at Poe Boy Records. Jesus please be some self esteem for this lost starlet.....

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LisaRaye ass is getting dumped

So maybe all those rumors of LisaRaye's husband, Michael Misick, cheating with Rosci are true. He announced he is divorcing that ass:

On the heels of infidelity accusations leveled by actress LisaRaye against her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, he announced late Tuesday that their marriage is over and done.

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick," Premier Misick said in a statement emailed to EUR from his PR rep, Judy Smith. "I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected."

And KARMA is a hoe! LisaRaye messed around with Gary Peyton for years while he was married. So in a way she's getting what she deserves. But the question I have: Is he leaving Lisa for Rosci? Let me get my popcorn because this is going to get interesting!

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Speaking of Kanye

Kanye was voted the 18th best dressed person, internationally, by Vanity Fair. So talk all the shit you want about his steeze because he's getting major props. Ain't nothing wrong with going against the norm and being yourself. I know I'm tired all these niggas looking the same....

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Video: "Champion" Kanye West

This video is a great pick me up...

Nas covers SOURCE

Nas [and with LL Cool J on the alternate cover] covers SOURCE magazine's 20th Anniversary Issue. Nas is looking to damn good on this cover. I included my favorite song off his new album "You Can't Stop Us Now" enjoy!



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R.I.P Bernie Mac

Bernie Mac died of pneumonia complications this morning in Chicago. He was 50 years old.

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.
The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.
He was one of "The Original Kings of Comedy" in the 2000 documentary of that title that brought a new generation of black standup comedy stars to a wider audience.
"The majority of his core fan base will remember that when they paid their money to see Bernie Mac ... he gave them their money's worth," Steve Harvey, one of his co-stars in "Original Kings," told CNN on Saturday.

In memory of Bernie Mac, I included my favorite dinner scene from House Party 3. The shit is classic:



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Some people just won't quit

Montell Jordan has a new album dropping September 23rd (of this year). I know, I feel bad for him too. No one will even download this shit for free. I can't even find a first single off this album. So since I can't actually pour out any Easy Jesus for his career literally, I'll post one of his old ass videos. Enjoy Let's Ride featuring Master P.:

Montell Jordan ft Master P - Let's Ride
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Black Girls Rule!

Keri Hilson covers Trace magazine annual BLACK GIRLS RULES issue.

Michelle Obama covers Ebony

Michelle Obama graces the cover of the September issue of Ebony, which hits newsstands August 12th. In this issue she talks about her fashion, being a mother and the wife of Barack Obama. Make sure ya'll pick this up!

ANTM Cycle 11 Premiere

A new ANTM cycle starts September 3rd on The CW. I love this show!!!!!!

Narcoleptic titties

Looks like her titties called it night before she did. She should have worn her BUTTERFLY BRA I know she has one. If she doesn't, she needs to be arrested.


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For the love of BEARDS!

There are 3 things I'm so feeling about these pictures: one is Kanye's starter beard. I'm feelin' it more thank cakes and cookies. Second, pictures of Kanye always gets me going. And third, he's at the premiere for Pineapple Express, which will be one of the funniest movies coming out this summer.

Video: "Look Back At Me" Trina feat. Killer Mike

There're really nothing exciting about the video. Hoes dancing, ass shaking and a few weaves behaving badly. But much props to Trina's wig because it decided to do right by her during the video shoot. What?!? Don't tell me you ain't noticed that her wigs been on backwards, Dreamgirls style.