Ah! Real Monsters!

(It's all about paying attention to the background.) It's one thang to be black as fuck (I say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, yumm-o!) but to have a face as tragic as this....
I can't today.
That is all!

Spotted at YOUKNOWYOUDEADAZZWRONG.COM

Will Smith on JET! magazine

I love this picture of Will Smith (as Hancock) I bust up laughing every time I see it. But I digress........


....this January I found out that Black [some; not many] people still read JET! Magazine. And I only figured that out while getting the mail for my grandmother and auntie, they have a subscription. But they didn't know they had one and had no idea who was paying for it. And yesterday, I seen a MAY issue still on the magazine stand at my local Walgreens. So I guess JET! is alive a kicking. But I'm pretty sure, SISTER 2 SISTER MAG has more readers. Thought I get that off my chest.

Just to get a monkey off my back

I have been humming the tune of "Soldier" by Destiny's Child for the past week. So to make myself feel better, I am posting the video. Sing along if need be....

Destiny's ft T.I. & Lil' Wayne - Soldier
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*continues humming tune*

Suck it, Fuck it, Lick it

This is for my job! They really urking me to the depts of my asshole today. That is all!

Take that 'THE MAN'

Shaq got a new bitch!

And she is a major downgrade from his ex Shaunie. Shaunie would have never walked out to an event without getting a lip waxed first.


You can tell this bitch is a doobie smoker for real. Black ass lips. And after doing some blog rounds, I found out her name is Jerzee Monet and she was a singer at one time. Her single was called "Most High" and it features DMX before it was obvious he was smoking major rocks. Posted her video for the humor....

This shit is real.......

This morning while making my blog rounds, I came across a performance video from the PUNK OF THE SOUTH, DION. Fresh over at C+D was kind enough to leave the link to Dion's myspace page. And goddamit, I had a field day checking the pages on his Top 32. That's how I came across this these pictures. I am going to be just as kind as Fresh and post the link to his Myspace page. And remember the only thang that can make this gay trap boy cum is his niggas money..... I cannot take it, I think my heart is giving out on me...

It happened on purpose

This is an sky view of a retirement home in Alabama. I don't know whether I am surprised or not of something like this. There are plenty of conspiracy theories and things like that. Just check out the story here.

We're all going to hell

About 1500 years ago the Catholic church revealed the 7 Deadly Sins: Pride, Envy, Lust, Glutton, Sloth, Greed and Wrath. Well, today they doubled the list of Deadly Sins and it makes sure WE all have a pass to hell. Unless we repent, now, of course. The new sins are:

* Environmental pollution
* Genetic manipulation
* Accumulating excessive wealth
* Inflicting poverty
* Drug trafficking and consumption
* Morally debatable experiments
* Violation of fundamental rights of human nature


I know this is not comforting to the religious minded. But I am good knowing that BUSH has a guaranteed seat in Hades.
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Where's Waldo?

Thought this was cute. I always read these book in my childhood.



The Waldo Ultimatum - Watch more free videos


And if you didn't find that cute, endearing or funny, then you are dead.....on the inside.

Animator VS. Animation

A co-worker of mines sent me this through my work e-mail. It kept me entertained for about 7.5 minutes. Click here to see the Animator VS. Animations.