At least they had a message

Lawd have mercy on my soul!!!! I haven't laughed this hard since I seen this girl fall out her seat on the train some time last week. She had the most vicious dopefiend nod I ever came across in life, and sadly, she paid the price in public. But back to the matter at hand, please remember, while laughing, that there is still a message for the inner cities.
*It's so cold n the D*

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It's hard not being Beyonce

Because then you do desperate shit to have "friends". Like Kelly, who spent $400,000 at the bar so her "friends" could get drunk:


(I got this picture from Baby Daniel's crib!)

She racked up a $372,000 bar bill on guests — including U2 frontman Bono — at Amika’s Weekend Takeover in St. Tropez, France, on Friday. A source says, “Kelly was the ultimate host and even when the bar bill began to spiral out of control, she refused to close the tab. She had 30 very thirsty pals, so it was always going to be a pretty big night.
“At one point, Kelly started dancing wildly and put on a silly Viking hat, much to the hilarity of everyone. Bono arrived quite late and Kelly told him to order whatever he liked. A good night was had by all.” Kelly, 27, treated her guests to 50 magnums of $6,000 vintage Dom Perignon, 24 bottles of $1,000 Patron tequila and 10 bottles of $4,000 Louis XIII cognac.

That's almost like doing some HOE SHIT for a deal at Poe Boy Records. Jesus please be some self esteem for this lost starlet.....

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Narcoleptic titties

Looks like her titties called it night before she did. She should have worn her BUTTERFLY BRA I know she has one. If she doesn't, she needs to be arrested.


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NORE is eating B!

I am a fan of MAN FAT!!! I am comfortable enough with myself to admit that. And I started swooning when I ran across these topless pictures of NORE at Kim Osorio's Blog.


Then I peeped the chain... And I said to myself: "DAMN that chain looks just like a box of Newports." And I said: "Naw, niggas are ignorant but they ain't THAT ignorant." So I went to his MYSPACE because I knew I would get my answer. Because niggas are proud of their own ignorance. And look at his profile pic....


I bet those gems and rubies (not diamonds) are fake. I'll still rub his mid section though.....

He's taken one in the ass before

I had to find a picture with his name on it so the people would know who this post is about. But this YUNG DUMMY stopped by a radio show called Shade45 Lip Service and expressed his distaste of "dark butts." And he speaks on the "pool test" that he gives all the "light butts" that come thru..... Click to listen

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And attitudes like this are destroying the Black community. I take offense to comment like that and I'm light skinned. Anyways, Yung Berg sit down! You might not like dark butts but I'm pretty sure you like dark dick. Moving on.......

Black people so creative

I cry and pray for my people. And I bet this his baby mama car.....

R. Kelly is aquitted of ALL charges

Well, slap me silly and call me Halle [Berry], R. Kelly is free to roam the land and write songs about fucking his hair braider. The jury deliberated for 7.5 hours before they found him not guilty on 14 child pornography charges. A little sumthin' of what the news is reporting:

Only one witness testified to having direct knowledge of an inappropriate relationship between Kelly and the alleged victim. Lisa Van Allen told the jury she engaged in a series of sexual encounters with the singer and his goddaughter when the girl was a minor.

The defense tried to undermine Van Allen's testimony by accusing her of concocting the story to extort money from Kelly. Van Allen, who lives in Georgia, called prosecutors with information about the case shortly after her fiance was arrested on guns and weapons charges.

Kelly's attorneys contended the young woman in the tape is not the alleged victim but a prostitute. They called three family members of the alleged victim who testified that they saw no resemblance between their relative and the female in the video.

I knew R. Kelly wasn't going to jail for this. The alleged victim denied being in the tape. And they been denying it since 2002. Her and her family decided not to testify. Then the prosecution gets a faulty ass, broke ass witness with interior motives. There were holes as big as my head in this case but they still took it to trial. Whoever slapped this case together should be slapped. That is all.

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Another Vick goes to jail

Marcus Vick is the younger brother of Micheal Vick and former quarterback for Virginia Tech. So this nigga was arrested for DUI and eluding the police.

Police said a uniformed bicycle patrol officer observed Vick and a female involved in an altercation in the car early Friday. When the officer asked for a driver's license, police say Vick sped away but was stopped minutes later.

Vick failed a field sobriety test and was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, reckless driving and driving on a suspended license. The passenger, Delicia Cordon of Miami, Fla., was charged with being drunk in public.

And are you serious? My nigga get like me and get some common sense. It works. I mean, I get by everyday....

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To answer my question from last week.....

Shawty Lo other elbow was just as ashy (maybe even slight ashier) than the other elbow. I can't understand how someone can buy jewelry and not lotion. This kind of shit only happens when you have no one who truly cares for you. Because a real loved one would have been told you.....

A new DRANK

DRANK is an ANTI ENERGY DRINK that gives you the feeling that you are drinking some of that LEAN. According to the makers:

From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

I know I might promote marijuana and people say it's bad but weed is from da ERF. God put it here for ME and YOU.... but I digress. An anti energy drink that resembles Sizzurp? To the inventors of this: Bitches go away!!!!


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Why for Greg?

....and even he was too embarrassed to watch this back. Because if he did, he wouldn't have posted this on YOUTUBE. I don't really watch the Real World on MTV but from what I seen Greg is an ass on the DL. I know he's gay, he knows he's gay and the GUY taping this shit knows he's gay.

Oh why Latoya?

Latoya and her sister Micheal are looking identical nowadays! It's a shame how desperate people get when they want to remain in the limelight. But this is Latoya Jackson hosting a party at Prive in Las Vegas. I wonder how many times that ass has seen a knife!

Da Hood Homegirl

Can we please take a moment of silence for this tragedy of promotion pictures? Am I the only one that noticed the game of Ghettopoly on the background of this first picture? Lawd, take me higher, please!

Memphis rapper La'Chat, born Chastity Daniels, is gearing up to release her new album Da Hood Homegirl [<--...you couldn't come up with anything better than that? -Sweetberries] in mid July. I ain't buying the album, I ain't even going to burn it. I just wanted to post these pictures



And yes that is Gangsta Boo in the salmon pink terry cloth shorts. I let out a huge SIGH too.

If you are wondering who La'Chat is, check out Project Pat's video for Chickenhead. She is the girl featured in the song.

Fergie the tweaker

Fergie was just a gyrating, humping and one hand flipping all over the damn stage during her performance on The Today Show, Monday. If I wasn't mistaken, I would say she lost herself to meth, again. She seem to be tweaking. There were kids in the crowd and they looked just as confused as I felt. Jesus please be a rehabilitation center for her....

Oh, Tasia Mae!!

Black people have been on a roll all week and I have been speechless. But this right here.....I can't!! Fantasia and her red velvet cake colored freeze, and her RAVE jumpsuit. Shesus, please be a stylist for this lost soul. Although, I gotta give it to her, she has that "favorite drunk auntie" swag down pact!!!! I fucking love it.....

Thanks Danielle!

New Music: Bow Wow "Pole In My Basement"

I am bothered by the fact that Bow Wow is trying to force his age upon us. We know he is 21 and can buy liquor and pussy, but damn! All he is doing is janking Lil Wayne's steelo on the "Lollipop" song. So yes folks, he used the T-Pain voice box thang.... Audio for Pole In My Basement

Why on public transit?

...but why she was reciting them Soulja Boy lyrics like they were going to whoop Old Lady's ass though? I am convinced that she lost herself to METH

The side effects of Myspace...

Not sure if these pictures were meant to be serious. All I know is that they are seriously funny. She must go through at least 10 black make-up pencils a month.

Thanks Lawrence

Baggy tight jeans

Yesterday it was the Thong Jeans and now we have the Baggy Tight Jeans. The funny thing is me and my cousin was just talking about how niggas is taking this punk rock rapper thang way too far! These jeans are all the way HOMO (and I'm no homophobe) and I already know they will be all the rage. Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, Baby and Weezy are all going to have a pair of these jeans in every color and wash. And then every other rapper is going to follow because that's just the order of things. And also because everybody and they favorite rapper pole rides Wayne's shit.



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When grown men are bored.....

There has been a whole bunch of unnecessary drama going on in the NBA Playoff series between the Cavs and the Wizards. DeShawn (Stevenson) spoke his own opinion and said that Lebron was "overrated" and in turn Lebron compare himself being Jay-Z, whereas he compared DeShawn to Soulja Boy. And that started beef between the two. The Wizards whooped the Cavs, then the Cavs whooped the Wizards and there are still games to go, blah, blah.... But now Jay-Z is involved and made a diss record towards DeShawn.

Visit What Eye Thought for the song and more on this story. (He knows more about sports than I do!!!!!)

I guess Jay-Z is playing Captin Sav-A-Hoe and coming to Lebron's defense. Why can't DeShawn and Lebron just play basketball, like their paid to do? And why did Jay-Z even have to go there with these two youngin's? I guess this is what happens when grown [and rich] men get bored. In my opinion, neither team is going to that Championships this year any damn ways. Slap me if I end up being wrong.....