New Video: "Mrs. Officer" Lil Wayne

The song is featuring Bobby Valentino too. I just didn't feel like typing it out. Well, we already know it's the season for shitty videos, so I don't think I need to give my opinion. Although, at the end, there is a snippet of Lil' Wayne's song "Comfortable" featuring Babyface along with horrible video acting on Weezy's part.

More niggas faking the funk....

So, Rick Ross FINALLY admitted that he was, indeed, once a correctional officer in Florida. He said this to Don Diva magazine:

"Yes. It's me. I never tried to hide my past. I put my name inside my cds. My company has my SS#. I could've put a company name... I done been up and I done been down and that's what makes me what I am. I never ratted on a nigga. I never prosecuted a nigga. I never locked up a nigga, that's first and foremost. I always felt that me being the nigga that I am, I never owed a nigga an explanation... When I'm making my music and I'm talking about blow, it's because I did it. When I say that I'm rich off cocaine, it's because i did it. Those are the street principals that apply."

Damn. It's a hard pill to swallow. At least he came clean though....

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I already knew though

I guess Clay Aiken came out of the closet for People Magazine. To tell the truth, I thought he had been out of the closet. The bitch is sweeter than a melted Coke slurpee. I'm talking about hurt your stomach sweet. Says his new son (from artificial insemination) is his reason for coming out:

"It was the first decision I made as a father," Aiken told the magazine, which arrives on newsstands Friday. "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."
Aiken, who rose to fame on "Idol" in 2003, has long been the subject of rumors and tabloid fodder that he was gay, but usually refused to acknowledge them. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said of the talk: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

Aiken said he only told his family that he was gay four years ago. He recalled a tearful discussion with his mother in a car after dropping off his brother, who was being sent to Iraq, at a military base.

At least he not doing the whole "Down Low" thang. Gotta respect it... Oh! I got a song for him!



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More VH1 Niggatry

I'm telling you, if you Black, getting a show on VH1 is easier than bumming a Newport off another nigga. And that's real. Now Chance and Real (I Love New York and I Love Money) will both be searching for love on their own show Real Chance of Love, slated to start airing November 3rd:

America’s two favorite brothers Real and Chance tried to steal New York’s heart in the VH1’s hit series I Love New York but were both left broken-hearted. Now the Stallionaires are back and ready to find love in their own new 11-episode series. Real and Chance will get their much deserved, and much anticipated chance to find real love as 15 young ladies move into their Stallionaire ranch house and try to capture their hearts. In the final episode, Chance and Real will make the most difficult decision of their lives. With two women vying for each of their hearts, they must decide who they would like to take a real chance of love with, and who’s going home alone.

Well, I'll be watching....

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Rap Battle Translator

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I love the translation and the tone of the translator. You can tell he knows how to get his point across. Anyways, this is two niggas battling to see who is the poorest, dumbest and who fucked more bitches unprotected aka a freestyle battle. Enjoy!

Niggas be lying for no reason

I just wonder what the fuck took them so long to prosecute this bitch any damn ways. Kwane Kilpatrick, will have to resign as Mayor of "The D", do 4 months in jail and A MILI in restitution. Then after that, he'll be on probation for 5 years, where he won't be able to run for any city office:

In a rushed monotone, Kilpatrick told the court: "I lied under oath in the case of Gary Brown and Harold Nelthrope versus the city of Detroit ... I did so with the intent to mislead the court and jury, to impede and obstruct the disposition of justice."
The mayor will turn over his state pension to the City of Detroit, which paid $8.4 million to settle two whistle-blower lawsuits three former cops filed against the city. The mayor was charged with eight felony counts ranging from conspiracy to perjury to misconduct in office to obstruction of justice after the Free Press revealed that the mayor lied on the witness stand during a police whistle-blower trial and gave misleading testimony about whether he intended to fire a deputy police chief investigating allegations of wrongdoing by members of his inner circle.

And I bet he'll have the nerve to run for Mayor again when his probation is done in 5 years. And I bet you he'll win too. That is all!

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Fun with crack and the Hailey's

And I had the song "Stay" on repeat this past weekend. Damn, I feel bad for these niggas....


So there was suppose to be some kind of Jodeci reunion in Australia over the weekend and apparently K-Ci and JoJo were the only ones who showed up. But the hilarity comes at the 1:50 mark when JoJo passes the fuck out on stage. Dropping his mike and all the shit. K-Ci keeps on singing.... I'm hoping they take this show on the road.

Hollywood Dick Slangin' 101

I told ya'll VH1 likes to exploit niggas! Ray is getting his own Dating Reality series on VH1, slated to start next year.

Ray J may be one of the most infamous playboys in hip-hop, but he still hopes to find that special woman he can settle down with … and VH1 is going to help! The “Sexy Can I” singer is getting his own dating show in 2009, and producers are already looking for smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life.

I already hate myself because I know I'll be tuning in. But let me tell ya'll one thang: Bitches love Ray J. For real though!

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New Music: "My Dick" Mickey Avalon

I always wondered who the white dude in the Boost Mobile commercial (with JD and Jeezy) was, so I did some research. In the end, Mickey Avalon is a Jew rapper that once prostituted to support is heroin habit. Also while researching, I stumbled across his gem of a song "My Dick" featuring Simon Rex (nee' Dirt Nasty), enjoy:




And for good measure, I included the Bosst Mobile commercial:

LisaRaye ass is getting dumped

So maybe all those rumors of LisaRaye's husband, Michael Misick, cheating with Rosci are true. He announced he is divorcing that ass:

On the heels of infidelity accusations leveled by actress LisaRaye against her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, he announced late Tuesday that their marriage is over and done.

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick," Premier Misick said in a statement emailed to EUR from his PR rep, Judy Smith. "I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected."

And KARMA is a hoe! LisaRaye messed around with Gary Peyton for years while he was married. So in a way she's getting what she deserves. But the question I have: Is he leaving Lisa for Rosci? Let me get my popcorn because this is going to get interesting!

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There's something about Diddy

Ooowee! VH1 love to exploit Black people! Hell, they pay they niggas more than BET do, so that's a plus. Enjoy the trailer for I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY which premieres August 4th. There's a tranny also competing! I'll be tuning in.....

Can't we all just get along?

I don't think Wendy Williams knew what she was getting into when she invited Omarosa on her show to promote her new book "The Bitch Switch". But I do know that it's pure comedy watching these two women go at for about 5 minutes. Well, Wendy is really a man but she musters up enough estrogen everyday to pass. It all starts when Wendy calls Omarosa an angry Black woman.....


All I can say is that Omarosa is an angry Black woman (ABW) and she probably has a dick just as big as Wendy's. I'm pretty sure they kissed and made up later.

You ain't gotsa lie......

Apparently, the rumors that Rick Ross was a correctional officer in Flordia during the 90's are true. And not that it's bad or anything but the bitch denied it vehemently.

Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) was appointed a prison guard in December 1995 at a salary of $22,913.54, according to the below personnel record, which was provided to TSG by Jo Ellyn Rackleff, a DoC spokesperson. The rapper’s social security number is identical to that of the jail guard. According to the official document, Ross was earning $25,794.34 when he left the department in June 1997. After graduating from the DoC training academy, Ross was assigned to the South Florida Reception Center in Dade County (the lockup is one of three statewide that serves as an intake facility for new prisoners).


When did it become cool to deny having a full time job? Would the public really have cared? I mean, about 70% of law enforcement is corrupt. He could have easily been a CO and still pushing bricks and shit. But now he looks dumb because he lied and got caught. So sad for him. Better luck next time!

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Pretty Ricky woes.....

I wasn't going to post this mess but I had to because I have been getting a pretty good laugh out of it for the past couple of days...but I digress. This is the cover "art" for Pretty Ricky's new album 80's Babies.


Can't you just tell these sweeties are commando on the set. The chubby one needs some more confidence though. If Rick Ross can go topless, he can too.... Now for the video:


I need something verified for me. Why call the album 80's Babies when they are remaking a whole bunch of 90's hits? Sometimes I just think I more logical than the average Berry. All I know is the air humping and belly dancing these bitches did provided me with enough jokes to last the weekend. And again, the chubby one kept his shirt on though the whole video. I feel awkward for you too boo.....

When clubbing goes bad....

Now she better not use alcohol as an excuse as to why she did this to herself. When has us "regla" folk become so desperate for attention that we freak unisex people? I just don't get it. And her ass skin is ashy and her shoes don't match her outfit. Yeah, she is screaming for attention...


And this bitch is just swole. That is all!

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He's taken one in the ass before

I had to find a picture with his name on it so the people would know who this post is about. But this YUNG DUMMY stopped by a radio show called Shade45 Lip Service and expressed his distaste of "dark butts." And he speaks on the "pool test" that he gives all the "light butts" that come thru..... Click to listen

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And attitudes like this are destroying the Black community. I take offense to comment like that and I'm light skinned. Anyways, Yung Berg sit down! You might not like dark butts but I'm pretty sure you like dark dick. Moving on.......

Shaq gets his ass ate

And this is all in his own words. And also according to him, Kobe was the one giving him the rim jobs. Think I'm lying? In the video, he asks Kobe to tell him what his ass taste like. Watch the video:

shaq freestyle (Kobe Dis)
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Well, I'm pretty sure Shaq has kissed Kobe in the mouth after he tossed his salad before, so really, he should know what his own ass tastes like. But then again, I make a lot of assumptions......

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Riskay, Aviance and Real: "Smell Yo Dick"

While doing some blog runs this morning I came across the unofficial video for "Smell Yo Dick". And this video contains all types of wrong. I mean, smelling dicks is just wrong. Shesus, accept me...I'm coming home!

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