Trya covers New York Times

Tyra on the cover of the new New York Times. They compare her to Martha Stewart and the 'Oprah'. [The bitch is a brand name now. You didn't know? <-- Sweetberries] And it's all bullshit because Tyra is Tyra. Nothing more and nothing less. But why for she look like Angelina Jolie playing black face in a Beyonce body suit? Marinate on that one for a minute.

Shaq got a new bitch!

And she is a major downgrade from his ex Shaunie. Shaunie would have never walked out to an event without getting a lip waxed first.


You can tell this bitch is a doobie smoker for real. Black ass lips. And after doing some blog rounds, I found out her name is Jerzee Monet and she was a singer at one time. Her single was called "Most High" and it features DMX before it was obvious he was smoking major rocks. Posted her video for the humor....

Rough times much Free?

Yep folks that's Free from 106th&Park fame. I know, I was schocked when I seen the pictures too. So Free, is nappy weaves what's in in 2008? You need one of T-Pain's top hats.


And La La just wants to make sure that whatever Free got ain't contagious.

DMX never heard of Barack

Look as though DMX has been sleeping under a pile of crack rocks for the past 10-12 months. He recently did an interview with XXL Magazine and admitted he didn't know there was a Black man running fro president. Read an excerpt from the interview below.


XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.

You don't have to be keeping up with the election to know there is a Black man running. I can just imagine that DMX answered all these questions before the interviewer even finished asking him.

Read the rest of his interview here.

Ghetto Fabulousity

This is Nivea. I know she looked like Diamond, formerly of Crime Mobb, at first glance. Here she is, in all her ghetto glory, at some random party in Atlanta. Is it just me, or does her smile look broken... I am starting to feel bad for her, a little bit.