Shawty Lo can't afford lotion

I mean that's the only explanation to why his elbow looks the way it does. He had to choose between that heavenly bottle of Jergens or his fare into the club. They don't let 'regla' people in for free, and he knew better. I wonder how ashy his other elbow is. I'll be thinking about it all day.




Picture was taken at the Konvict Music Concert Afterparty in NYC last night.

The side effects of Myspace...

Not sure if these pictures were meant to be serious. All I know is that they are seriously funny. She must go through at least 10 black make-up pencils a month.

Thanks Lawrence

DMX never heard of Barack

Look as though DMX has been sleeping under a pile of crack rocks for the past 10-12 months. He recently did an interview with XXL Magazine and admitted he didn't know there was a Black man running fro president. Read an excerpt from the interview below.


XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

XXL: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: I ain’t really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

XXL: So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.

You don't have to be keeping up with the election to know there is a Black man running. I can just imagine that DMX answered all these questions before the interviewer even finished asking him.

Read the rest of his interview here.

Jesus please be full coverage panties...

Why must I cry? Amy, it's not right or okay.

Oh Dwayne....

*sighs hard and loud* Wayne I love and everything but damn.... Can we we stop the madness?

Remy Ma and Papoose engaged

Flicks via BOSSIP


I am surprised too. I didn't see this coming. I can imagine that their sex involves brown sweat, the smell of PRO-STYLE gel and Papoose's dirty fitted caps. Shesus!!!! Anyways, congrats to them. The wedding is taking place this summer after her trial...I think.
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