Happy Halloween!!

This has got to be one of my favorites days of the year!!!! I just absolutely love Halloween.


Nothing says 'Happy Halloween' better than zombies. Since it's raining this year, I have decided to start me a Halloween tradition. Have all my friends over for a night full of obscure horror films, while I serve marijuana and wine. Sounds fun right?! I know! I included the trailers to the movies I plan on playing tonight. If you like horror, what is YOUR favorite horror film?


Splinter


The Cottage


Last House in the Woods


Midnight Meat Train

Exciting huh?

Hollywood Dick Slangin' 101

I told ya'll VH1 likes to exploit niggas! Ray is getting his own Dating Reality series on VH1, slated to start next year.

Ray J may be one of the most infamous playboys in hip-hop, but he still hopes to find that special woman he can settle down with … and VH1 is going to help! The “Sexy Can I” singer is getting his own dating show in 2009, and producers are already looking for smart, attractive women over 21 who think they can handle the drama of celebrity life.

I already hate myself because I know I'll be tuning in. But let me tell ya'll one thang: Bitches love Ray J. For real though!

Seen at VH1

Pretty Ricky woes.....

I wasn't going to post this mess but I had to because I have been getting a pretty good laugh out of it for the past couple of days...but I digress. This is the cover "art" for Pretty Ricky's new album 80's Babies.


Can't you just tell these sweeties are commando on the set. The chubby one needs some more confidence though. If Rick Ross can go topless, he can too.... Now for the video:


I need something verified for me. Why call the album 80's Babies when they are remaking a whole bunch of 90's hits? Sometimes I just think I more logical than the average Berry. All I know is the air humping and belly dancing these bitches did provided me with enough jokes to last the weekend. And again, the chubby one kept his shirt on though the whole video. I feel awkward for you too boo.....

R. Kelly is aquitted of ALL charges

Well, slap me silly and call me Halle [Berry], R. Kelly is free to roam the land and write songs about fucking his hair braider. The jury deliberated for 7.5 hours before they found him not guilty on 14 child pornography charges. A little sumthin' of what the news is reporting:

Only one witness testified to having direct knowledge of an inappropriate relationship between Kelly and the alleged victim. Lisa Van Allen told the jury she engaged in a series of sexual encounters with the singer and his goddaughter when the girl was a minor.

The defense tried to undermine Van Allen's testimony by accusing her of concocting the story to extort money from Kelly. Van Allen, who lives in Georgia, called prosecutors with information about the case shortly after her fiance was arrested on guns and weapons charges.

Kelly's attorneys contended the young woman in the tape is not the alleged victim but a prostitute. They called three family members of the alleged victim who testified that they saw no resemblance between their relative and the female in the video.

I knew R. Kelly wasn't going to jail for this. The alleged victim denied being in the tape. And they been denying it since 2002. Her and her family decided not to testify. Then the prosecution gets a faulty ass, broke ass witness with interior motives. There were holes as big as my head in this case but they still took it to trial. Whoever slapped this case together should be slapped. That is all.

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He left her ass for some YT girls

I am so waiting for Kanye to explain these pictures on his blog!!!!! From the looks of these pictures Kanye had a threesome with some blonde chicks. Damn Kanye! ......AND ONCE HE GET ON, HE'LL LEAVE YO ASS FOR WHITE GURL....
Is this why Kanye dropped Lexi all of a sudden? Like I said, I'm waiting on an explanation.

Ray J is a hooker that likes to trick

Here is some more bullshit music, this time it is coming from Ray J. The name of the song is "I Like To Trick" and he is talking about bitches, pussy, hitting some pussy and spending stacks he don't have. Broke niggas shouldn't trick.....

This shit is real.......

This morning while making my blog rounds, I came across a performance video from the PUNK OF THE SOUTH, DION. Fresh over at C+D was kind enough to leave the link to Dion's myspace page. And goddamit, I had a field day checking the pages on his Top 32. That's how I came across this these pictures. I am going to be just as kind as Fresh and post the link to his Myspace page. And remember the only thang that can make this gay trap boy cum is his niggas money..... I cannot take it, I think my heart is giving out on me...

Fat Rabbit

This is Lil' Wayne's female protege', Nicki Minaj. Here she is trying to re-create the picture Lil Kim took for her Hardcore album cover. I guess. I can say Kim did a better job over 10 years ago. But that's just my opinion. I posted her music video below. It looks to be homemade. And my spouse, Gucci, is the only person who can pull that move....

I am ashamed for listening.....

Yeah, I am convinced that these hoes are missing a chromosome. SMH

Bootleg Condoms

*sigh* I love Lil Wayne and everything but I feel there are other ways of going about promoting safe sex in the urban (black, young, poor rap fans) community. Being arrested? This is past not being a good look. And these condoms just seem sooooo bootleg to me. I am sticking with Trojan and an occasional Lifestyle. I will pass. This is the first in a series of ads for the condom that will feature Lil Wayne.

Where da Ballers at?

What up bitches? Looking for a baller or shot caller? Well, while aimlessly surfing the internet, I came across this website. At Baller Alert, you can actually put in your cellphone number and the hoe that runs the website will send you a text message whenever a BALLER will be at a venue near you. There are also some helpful tips for those aspiring to gold dig in the near future, which includes wear high heels and shave your legs. Duh BITCH, I am not hunting a baller and I know to wear heels and shave my legs. I'm a lady. It's an interesting site, enjoy the madness.

Turd Burglars!!!!!

Yeah, they are twins. They're names are Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (I know, I can't pronounce them either). These two dumb asses got arrested after robbing a Rite Aid via the roof. But that is not the point why I am posting this. These two are huge in online gay porn world, known as Keyon and Teyon. And in some scenes they "perform" with eachother. No, man that's your brother ass you are about to pound. But whatever floats your boat. Click here for the story and to see some pictures.

Babies making babies

Sign of the times is what most people would say but where would young children learn this behavior? And how are they out and about showing public displays of affection? The biggest question is where are their parents? This little girl will be pregnant before she even gets her first period. Guess it's time for sex ed in the preschools.....
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It ain't right.....

There really ain't no words for Lil' Kim's tragic look. She is taking this plastic surgery thing too far. She has the Micheal Jackson nose syndrome. I am putting her on my prayer list.

Booty Call Invitation

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