Niggas be lying for no reason

I just wonder what the fuck took them so long to prosecute this bitch any damn ways. Kwane Kilpatrick, will have to resign as Mayor of "The D", do 4 months in jail and A MILI in restitution. Then after that, he'll be on probation for 5 years, where he won't be able to run for any city office:

In a rushed monotone, Kilpatrick told the court: "I lied under oath in the case of Gary Brown and Harold Nelthrope versus the city of Detroit ... I did so with the intent to mislead the court and jury, to impede and obstruct the disposition of justice."
The mayor will turn over his state pension to the City of Detroit, which paid $8.4 million to settle two whistle-blower lawsuits three former cops filed against the city. The mayor was charged with eight felony counts ranging from conspiracy to perjury to misconduct in office to obstruction of justice after the Free Press revealed that the mayor lied on the witness stand during a police whistle-blower trial and gave misleading testimony about whether he intended to fire a deputy police chief investigating allegations of wrongdoing by members of his inner circle.

And I bet he'll have the nerve to run for Mayor again when his probation is done in 5 years. And I bet you he'll win too. That is all!

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Fun with crack and the Hailey's

And I had the song "Stay" on repeat this past weekend. Damn, I feel bad for these niggas....


So there was suppose to be some kind of Jodeci reunion in Australia over the weekend and apparently K-Ci and JoJo were the only ones who showed up. But the hilarity comes at the 1:50 mark when JoJo passes the fuck out on stage. Dropping his mike and all the shit. K-Ci keeps on singing.... I'm hoping they take this show on the road.

Another one bites the dust

Da Brat was just sentenced to 3 years in prison for hitting a bitch upside the head with a bottle of rum.


Superior Court Judge Gail Flake also sentenced the rapper, whose real name is Shawntae Harris, to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service.The incident happened at a Halloween party at Studio 72 nightclub on Oct. 31, 2007. The club is on Ga. 29 near Tucker.
About six members of Harris’s family wept when a sheriff’s deputy took her into custody.
“I love y’all,” Harris, 34, said as she was led out of the courtroom.
“We love you, too,” the relatives replied in unison.
Harris entered a guilty plea to aggravated assault.

It's damn sad that I got to pour out a little liquor for my girl Da Brat, I used to love her, I even dressed up like her for Halloween when I was in the 6th grade. I would say that breaking bottles on bitches head ain't ladylike. But Da Brat you know ain't into ladylike. Included "Funkdafied" because it was my shit back in the day. And I thought I was the shit for knowing all the words by heart.



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Update: The bitch was lying

...I knew it too. Greedy ass bitch.


I know I am a few days late on this but I had to post. Earlier this week Fatimah Jester, claimed her baby daddy, Yung Joc was in the rear $2000 on his child support payment. And she also said Joc has been refusing to stay in contact with her and that she was struggling. Joc (real name: Jasiel Robinson) called into Atlanta's V103 radio station on Monday (August 18) where he stressed the fact that he pays monthly payments to Fatimah Jester, but when the process was delayed -- beyond his control -- she made a big deal out of it.

"I never missed a payment," Joc said during the radio interview. "I don't pay it directly to her; I pay it through [the Georgia Department of Resources Office of Child Support Services]. My banker wires the funds to DHR; they wire the funds right to her account. However long that takes, she needs to discuss that with them, and not put me out there bad like that."

So the bitch also calls the radio station to try to recant what she said earlier. She said that Joc is, in fact, current on his child support payments. She said the problem was her getting her checks on the 3rd instead of the 1st of the month. All this because your check be 2 days late? I bet if the bitch had her OWN source of income, them two days wouldn't mean shit. Sitting around all month waiting on a check. The child support is for the child, not the mother's lifestyle. And also she should contribute to her son's life just as much as Joc does. Like I said before, she was a thirsty ass bitch and this was a ploy to get more money out him. Not only does Joc pays $2000 a month, he pays all medical expenses and pays for all his extra-curricular activities. All the bitch gotta do is work to provide for herself. And she can't even do that. SMH.

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Ah! Real Monsters!

(It's all about paying attention to the background.) It's one thang to be black as fuck (I say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, yumm-o!) but to have a face as tragic as this....
I can't today.
That is all!

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Yung Joc's BM want her 2stacks

Yung Joc is the latest rapper to get sued by his BM over some back child support. Fatima Jester claims that Yung Joc (born Jasiel Robinson) owes her $2000 in back child support:

"I never thought he would be putting me through some of the stuff I'm going through now," Robinson said. "I can't even get in contact with him for things for my baby ... it's just hard."
With his status as a successful rapper, Robinson says it should be no problem for him to pay up, and due to his non-payments, she's had problems with her own bills.
"The type of money he makes, $2,000 is nothing," she said. "Mr. Robinson has all kinds of cars, Bentleys, Mercedes Benz, Ranger Rovers, Two Range rovers."

Now I am all for the kids and their financial support. But all this over $2000. I smell a ploy to get more money. I'm sorry but this bitch is sounding way too thirsty to me. And I bet the bitch don't have nan job or anything. Using her baby as a meal ticket...SMH.

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LisaRaye ass is getting dumped

So maybe all those rumors of LisaRaye's husband, Michael Misick, cheating with Rosci are true. He announced he is divorcing that ass:

On the heels of infidelity accusations leveled by actress LisaRaye against her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, he announced late Tuesday that their marriage is over and done.

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick," Premier Misick said in a statement emailed to EUR from his PR rep, Judy Smith. "I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected."

And KARMA is a hoe! LisaRaye messed around with Gary Peyton for years while he was married. So in a way she's getting what she deserves. But the question I have: Is he leaving Lisa for Rosci? Let me get my popcorn because this is going to get interesting!

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Narcoleptic titties

Looks like her titties called it night before she did. She should have worn her BUTTERFLY BRA I know she has one. If she doesn't, she needs to be arrested.


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They did her justice

Madame Tussauds revealed it's Amy Winehouse wax figure. All I can say is that she better be lucky someone is still on her side. This figure is clean, has rosy cheeks and nicely painted nails. Nothing like the crack mess Amy is in rel life. And just for shits and giggles, I included this funny as picture I found of THE WINO on the BEST WEEK EVER BLOG.

When doing hoe shit goes wrong

Jackie-O admitted to HIP HOP WEEKLY that she fucked a no name producer for some stacks and to secure a deal with Poe Boy Records:

“Everybody that signed [to Poe Boy] had gotten their advance money, but when it came time for me to get my advance, I had to f*ck for my advance. It was ten stacks and I had to f*ck for it. So naturally it wasn’t something that I’m proud of doing. And I don’t advise any female to get into no business – be it music or whatever – and get exploited like that. [E Class] told me I had to have sex with him to get the ten stacks. That’s how me and him got into a relationship. But that was a situation I had to face, and I made the wrong turn. But I’m from the hood and if somebody offers you ten thousand dollars at one time to get out of the hood, and lets you go for your dream of doing music, you’re gonna run to that.”

So she did some hoe shit and her career never took off. I personally, would have kept this tidbit to myself. I smell a desperate cry for attention.

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You ain't gotsa lie......

Apparently, the rumors that Rick Ross was a correctional officer in Flordia during the 90's are true. And not that it's bad or anything but the bitch denied it vehemently.

Ross (real name: William Leonard Roberts) was appointed a prison guard in December 1995 at a salary of $22,913.54, according to the below personnel record, which was provided to TSG by Jo Ellyn Rackleff, a DoC spokesperson. The rapper’s social security number is identical to that of the jail guard. According to the official document, Ross was earning $25,794.34 when he left the department in June 1997. After graduating from the DoC training academy, Ross was assigned to the South Florida Reception Center in Dade County (the lockup is one of three statewide that serves as an intake facility for new prisoners).


When did it become cool to deny having a full time job? Would the public really have cared? I mean, about 70% of law enforcement is corrupt. He could have easily been a CO and still pushing bricks and shit. But now he looks dumb because he lied and got caught. So sad for him. Better luck next time!

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Well, you tried.....

They passing out magazine covers to anybody nowadays. When was the last time Foxy was relevant, music wise? And why is she still wearing that pink make up. She gave it an effort though. If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself and try again...

When clubbing goes bad....

Now she better not use alcohol as an excuse as to why she did this to herself. When has us "regla" folk become so desperate for attention that we freak unisex people? I just don't get it. And her ass skin is ashy and her shoes don't match her outfit. Yeah, she is screaming for attention...


And this bitch is just swole. That is all!

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2 Pistols got DEBO'd by Dolla

These two "rappers" had a little scuffle yesterday. And word on the curb is that 2 Pistols got DEBO'd after talking shit:

According to reports from the artist's camp, Akon's 20-year-old artist, Dolla, got into a minor scuffle with Florida rapper 2 Pistols, which resulted in 2 Pistols -- who has been enjoying success with his hit single "She Got It" featuring T-Pain -- being knocked out.

Dolla's camp confirmed with BallerStatus.com that an altercation took place after he heard about recent public statements made by 2 Pistols claiming Dolla had "no street credibility and isn't really a rap artist from the streets."

These words stuck with Dolla. When he ran into 2 Pistols during Monday's media event, Dolla claims he confronted the rapper, which escalated into a scuffle, resulting in 2 Pistols being knocked out by "a single jab," his camp claims.

2 Pistols tells a very different story. He claims the argument was over his hit single, "She Got It" featuring T-Pain, which Dolla allegedly felt was supposed to go to him first. The Florida rapper claims the argument ended, he walked away, and then was sucker-punched. When he tried to strike back (grabbing a chair in the process), he says cops grabbed him, and Dolla and his entourage fled in the vehicles.

Whatever, this was a lover's spat that went too far. I know how it goes. But I sho can see 2 Pistols laying on the ground (Suge style) dazed and confused. He just seems soft like that. Not saying that Dolla has a threatening steeze neither. Just 2 bitches having a bitch fight.



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To answer my question from last week.....

Shawty Lo other elbow was just as ashy (maybe even slight ashier) than the other elbow. I can't understand how someone can buy jewelry and not lotion. This kind of shit only happens when you have no one who truly cares for you. Because a real loved one would have been told you.....

The woes of wifing a hoe

Last week Superhead texted Perez Hilton to say that Darius McCrary (b.k.a Eddie Winslow) was trying to run her over with his car. He is now speaking out:

In a restraining order filed against Karrine, Darius says he didn't hit her with his car -- she "jumped on the trunk of my car and then the roof of my car. She started beating my vehicle and windows." It says she then attempted to get into the car by breaking the windows "with her fist."

Now he has filed a restraining order against his bitch. But he should have heeded the saying: Never turn a hoe into a housewife! I mean, she sucked every industry dick and then wrote about it. His bad. But I know Superhead is loving all this free publicity. Her third book is hitting shelves real soon. Things that make you say 'Hmmmmmmmmmm....'

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